Going to the Doc today, Yeah!!! Yes we will finally get to see what the incision looks like. I Am so happy to get outside today and see the world. Here is the "Bad Foot" "In the Wild" for the first time in 6 days. Man I felt like a dog looking around like crazy, and No Lynell I did not hang my head out the window. (I thought about it )

Hanging at the Doc's office waiting to be called weeee

Now in the room getting ready to see the damage.

Ya Baby - NASTY!!!Oh happy ending ;)

I now get to wear this styling $142 boot, but I still have to use crutches. No pressure on it for two more weeks. In all the excitement Ebeth and I forgot to ask the doctor how many stitches I have. The foot is so nasty looking its hard to tell.

It's a new day today, foot is feeling ok. My back still hurts but what can You expect when your are laying down 23.5 hours a day. How do pornstars do it???

So no more iceing the foot anymore, I'm sure Ebeth is glad. Man big ass bag-o-ice weighed a ton on my foot.

I was thinking yesterday about my foot and wondering how many stitches it has. We should take a bet as to how many. Not sure what the winner would get. Maybe an autographed photo of the foot....

Post a comment with your guess for the #of Franken-Stitches. I will post the results on Monday after my 9:15 post-op visit.

Ya I know that this is not up to date and I am behind but cut me some slack.

To make all my fans happy I am adding this picture. :)
Calm down ladies, there is plenty to go around.

So yesterday was a little weird. They made an incision that was 5" but i couldnt feel any pain at all. Must be my super powers ;) Finally later that evening I started to get some feeling in my toes, the doc said that it was most likely numb due to how entwined all the blood vessals tendons and nerves were wrapped around my friend.

My Day consisted of hanging on the couch with my personal assistant, yes I was WAH. Look at all the laptops!

My assistant is also known as the package protector.

Yesterday was nit a great day for sleep I only had 3 and a half hours of sleep so i was getting pretty ragged. The Vicoprofrin was taking its toll, making me dizzy so I quit taking it. Does this look like Im tired?

Back in about 1984 or '85, I stepped on an X-ACTO knife. They are hobby knives that are really sharp, almost scalpel sharp. If I remember correctly I was stripping some phone wire at my mom and dads house.

Of course I wasn't wearing shoes just some non-kevlar socks (cotton)tube socks, so not much protection. Well that turned out to be a big mistake, cause I stepped on it right in the arch of my right foot OUCH!!

It bled like crazy soaked my whole sock till it was red and dripping. When I finally stopped the bleeding and put a bandage on it, I finished the wiring job. I had to have a phone in my room I was 14.

So finally 23 years later it was time to say goodbye to an old friend. Hobling around was getting old and painful, and Im sure it wasn't helping my back. Thanks to Ebeth and Lynell bugging me I finally made the decision to get it fixed!


January 9th 2007 - D-DAY Ebeth takes me to the Orthopedic Surgery Center. They take us back into a little room so I can change into something more comfortable.

Nice Outfit!

IV inserted wonder whats in it????

Oh looks like some good stuff!

Here is the nurse that put my IV in she was pretty funny.

And here are the other nice nurses HEHEHE

I was awake after only about 15 minutes out of the OR, can you see why.

After surgery they put this huge dressing on. So here what the Robert Jones bandage looks like. It's really thick and bulky.